A new index, not sponsored by Castrol

With all the analysis, statistics and chalkboards available these days, it can difficult to know just what to make of modern football. This (potentially) award-winning system will give a new way for fans, from the most casual viewers to anorak wearers, to appreciate the game. I'll elaborate on my evaluation methods as I go along, as well as the theoretical root of my ideas. For now,with the World Cup going on, our primary concern is: who's got the Balls?